Living on my own has taught me two things:

-I never fully appreciated constant access to a washer and dryer. Now I don’t have either, and I’m getting more creative with my outfits than I thought was possible.

-I am really bad at Hearts. Since we don’t have interbutts, when my roommates are gone the only thing I have to do is watch movies and play Hearts. I haven’t won a single game.

This is the life, man. This is the life.